Things that Rumple has in his Castle:
- Hook’s freaking HAND. He kept Hook’s hand and put it on a pedestal.
- Mjollnir. He has MJOLLNIR. As in, the Hammer of THOR.
- Yensid’s hat. HI, Disney!
- The Golden Fleece. As in, THE Golden Fleece.
- Lumiere
- and Cogsworth!
- Excalibur!
- The really important AXE OF DESTINY from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- Genie’s lamp!
- Robin Hood’s bow (though we knew that one).
- The trident. Or at least a trident.
- Aaaaand, of course, the Holy Grail (though not according to Indiana Jones).
…….This is what I’ve been doing instead of responding, tonight. Capping Skin Deep for the crazy things that Rumple has in his castle.
Gaston:The young lady is engaged. To me.
Rumplestiltskin:I didn’t ask if she was engaged! I’m not looking for loooooove.
Belle:Hi.
Rumplestiltskin:
Rumplestiltskin:
Rumplestiltskin:
Rumplestiltskin:Shit.
Why’d you want me here?
The place was filthy.
I think you were lonely.




